Facebook Dating: Finding Milfs Locally Via FBook

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I normally stay away from this and don’t partake in the Facebook dating nonsense. However, some people out there like to use FB for more than just posting kitten pics and selfies with their dogs. Instead, they use it to get laid.

Is it a good method? IMO, not necessarily. But it works for some people. If you’re going to use Facebook to meet mature women, then you need to know a few things about the site. I’ve been known to stay far away from this site for one reason alone. I just don’t like people knowing I date older women. Why? Well, it can be a real hassle and I get some guff from friends teasing me about it from time to time.

At any rate, if you’re looking to connect with some hot local milfs on Facebook, then you’ve got to play by the rules. Here is what you need to know about doing it.

Facebook Dating 101

Facebook Dating (Meeting Milfs 101) [How To Find Milfs On Facebook]

I’ve royally screwed up in the past and it’s happened on numerous occasions in the past. For that reason alone, I’ve learned my lesson. If you’re looking to connect with someone and hook up using fbook, then this is what you need to consider.

Distance

The first thing you want to do is try and find someone that lives close to you. I’m talking about someone within a 10-15 mile radius of you and the location on your fb profile.

If you’re not using the geolocation search function on Facebook to your advantage, then you’re already at a loss. Be sure to keep the connections close. No sense in meeting some milf 200 miles away from you as that’s not going to get you laid.

Approach

You’ve got to play it cool with your approach. Remember that you are using a social networking site that allows you to connect with people but not all people are looking to have sex with you.

If you approach some married woman not looking for sex, then you will find yourself banned from the site or even worse, perhaps beat up with a black eye from their husband.

So take a low-key approach just trying to get to know these horny milfs. Remember, this isn’t like Tumblr, where you can post or say anything explicit that your little heart desires.

Meet Up Spot

If you end up connecting and hitting it off with a milf from Facebook, then you will want to select a decent meetup spot that’s going to allow you to both let loose.

I typically prefer meeting in a hotel bar or restaurant. This makes it much easier to seal the deal. Yes, it’s pricey but if you’re that dead set on banging then it’s the only way to go.

Remain Anonymous

Never spill your entire life story on these mature women. Remember, they aren’t here to hang out and meet someone to play psychologist.

Instead, they’re trying to hook up with a young stud that’s got his shit together. So, be sure to play that card the right way.

Never Talk About It

Once you’ve successfully nailed one of the older ladies that you are friends with on Facebook, end it there and never talk about it ever again.

If you talk about it, you’ll be sorry for sure because people will find out. This will blow up your spot and you’ll lose all chances of hooking up moving forward, trust me.

Conclusion

That’s basically the rundown of things you need to know if you want to bang hot mature milfs on Facebook. Like I said, Facebook dating isn’t my thing anymore since I use MP, but it does work to a certain extent.

My Cougar Life Review And Why I Don’t Use This Site

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I’m not going to sugarcoat anything at all here. Reason being, I know just how precious and limited your time is. Trust me, I’ve got zero time for games and neither do you. That’s why I’m calling out Cougar Life in this exclusive investigation and site review today.

There is a pretty good chance that you’ve either heard of Cougarlife.com, have joined it, or have contemplated using it at one point or another. In the event that you’ve opted to pass on Cougar Life completely, then consider yourself one of the lucky ones.

One thing you need to know about this website is that the company was in a huge legal battle not too long ago. They are connected with Ashleymadison.com, the cheating website that claims to help connect you with millions of people having affairs. Well, when that data leaked, the real user data was made public and it showed just how fake the site was. The number of real female users on the site weren’t close to what they had previously claimed. You can expect cougarlife.com to be no different. Here’s what I know about this so-called cougar dating website.

Cougar Life Review

Personal Cougarlife.com Website Investigation (Full Review)

The Cougar Life website was started in 2008 and it was previously owned by a company named Avid Life Media. The company has since rebranded itself I imagine due to the legal issues that they’ve had over the years. The company that owns this website is known Ruby Life Media.

I’ve got a real problem with a mature dating website that has so many red flags posted around the Internet. For those that take the time to actually read reviews posted elsewhere, you know just how much negative press this company has gotten in the past.

Take a look at the screenshots below and you’ll understand exactly what I mean by that. For example, the Ripoffreport.com reveals the fact that you must spend money to get anywhere with this site. If you read popular forums like bodybuilding.com you’ll see young guys mentioning how much of a scam the site is.

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There are other sites out there such as complaintsboard.com which lists out all the flirt messages received without being able to read or respond and people’s money being taken and not refunded.

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Then there is the infamous sitejabber.com which showcases millions of reports from people all over the world. They’ve got a page dedicated to Cougar Life giving it a whopping 2.5 star rating.

Cougarlife Sitejabber Review

By the sounds of it, it’s a big waste of time and I’m going to go ahead and agree with them here too.

Anyway, so here’s what I learned about Cougarlife.com myself when joining. The site will not get you laid, that much I can guarantee. When I joined, I had expected to be able to chat and message a bunch of horny local cougars in my neighborhood looking to hookup. However, what I got was constant reminders to upgrade my membership to premium status in order to communicate with users.

Once I went ahead and upgraded my membership, I was then able to communicate with other users. However, doing so did absolutely nothing for me. In fact, I had the same experiences that many of the people shared in the reviews previously mentioned. I thought for sure that I would eventually meet some horny milf looking to have sex but nope, it never happened. As much as some folks like cougarlife.com, I can’t for the life of me understand why anyone would waste time using it.

If you want to meet some cougars then you need to use one site that’s better than all the rest. I use this site right here daily and I continue to get laid by mature women without fail. If you want the same results then I suggest you do the same.

Seeking Milf Review: These Online Cupids Really Piss Me Off!

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Like me, I am pretty positive that you’re seeking milfs on a daily basis online. Am I right? Of course, I am! That’s why when I came across the Seekingmilf.com website I knew it was without a doubt something I’d be interested in. Now, just because I was interested in something doesn’t mean that it worked. In fact, being the dirty dude that I am, I’ve tried lots of bad mature dating sites that just don’t seem to work. I have even stooped as low as hitting up Backpage to meet older women in my city. I’m definitely not proud of that!

Anyway, my point is quite simple. After dealing with so many shoddy and shady networks, I make it a point to investigate every single site that I come across these days. Which is why Seeking Milf was on my radar. So, what I did was become a member and gave it a shot. Here’s everything that I learned while doing so.

Seeking Milf Review

I Joined Seeking Milf And It Was Horrible (Review Below)

The first thing I’d like to do is give you a quick overview of what I experienced using the Seekingmilf website. Once I was registered and logged into the site, it seemed increasingly difficult to meet real mature women.

I’m not sure if it was the lack of features that the site had or some other factor. Whatever, all I know was that it wasn’t cheap. I ended up spending about $70 for a 3-month membership that I eventually ended up calling customer support to get a full refund. After threatening to call my bank, they agreed to give me back my money. There’s nothing worse than spending your money on something and getting a faulty product or service.

Point blank – It sucks!

Anyway, back to the review and what I learned. As far as features are concerned, the site doesn’t off much. Regardless of whether or not you’re a paid member or a free user, it’s just not that appealing. You get the basics such as being able to see who’s online, find new members, watch live cam shows, chat live with paid cam models, and watch porn videos on the site. Yawn….

What Really Pissed Me Off The Most!

Here’s what really pissed me off most about the Seekingmilf.com site. Every site that I’ve had a bad experience on has admitted to having fake users on the site. Sure enough, Seeking Milf has “Online Cupids” on the website. These are fake profiles which look like real women.

However, you cannot and will not ever meet any of these women because they simply do not exist. The thought of coming across a fake dating profile makes my blood boil!

The real kicker here is that majority of these women are all fake on the site. Trust me on this, if you decide to use the site and become a member, you’ll have a hard time getting laid. I’ve never been able to successfully hook up using any site that incorporates the use of fake profiles, simple as that really.

What About Contacting The Site?

If you want to contact the seekingmilf.com website, then you need to reach out to them via phone or email. Trying to send snail mail to the Cyprus email address isn’t going to get you anywhere at all. Assuming you’re interested in calling them, then here’s the number you need to call: 1-888-649-9178. If you want to email support, then just send an email to support@seekingmilf.com and they’ll be able to help you there. As a last resort, you can fill our their customer support form here.

Lastly, I want you to understand that what they are doing is not illegal at all. The reason I say this is because they have disclosed everything in their terms and conditions to cover their asses legally.

The bottom line is clear as crystal. Do not waste your time using the Seeking Milf website. It’s the worst site ever!

How To Chat With Milfs Using Whatsapp

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I’ve been known to score with a lot of local milfs over the years. For the most part, I do so using the best milf dating network, but on few occasions, I do use Whatsapp. I’m going to share some pointers with you that might help improve your chances of hooking up in person with a milf you meet on this social media platform.

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Using Whatsapp To Chat With Milfs

Using the Whatsapp platform to connect with mature women is tricky but not impossible. One thing you need to know is that you cannot just come out and start talking dirty to these women via the platform. Reason being, it’s an open platform and not one that you can use to aggressively approach women. The good news is that I’m going to share some things that you need to know about the platform and using it to connect with mature women. Here are some strategic moves to remember.

Be Strategic About It

One thing you need to know is that you need to be strategic about this whole process. If you really want to seriously connect with women on this app, then you need to have some sort of strategy to do so. The best thing that I suggest doing is having a defined strategy ready to play out. I also suggest that you play this out in your head how you think things are going to happen.

Make The Woman Smile With Joy

When using Whatsapp, you’ll want to put forth best efforts to make the woman that you’re chatting with a smile. Tell her a few jokes via text, maybe send a video to the mature lady if you’re brave enough to do so. Assuming she responds nicely positively to it, then you know you’re on the right track. One thing you want to refrain from doing though is being too immature about things.

Flirt With Them

If you want to make progress with some of these mature women on Whatsapp, then you need to flirt with them. Keep the conversation to light flirting, making her feel good about herself. It’s extremely helpful for you to connect with women and let them know that you’re using a specific dating network if you’re doing so.

Don’t Beg

Under no circumstances should you beg for anything or make yourself look desperate for any reason at all. Begging doesn’t impress any girl or woman. In fact, it makes you look too easy and a sure thing. That type of look never helped anyone.

Be Confident

Instead of begging, you need to be confident when using Whatsapp. Confidence is a trait that many mature women get turned on by, especially in younger men. I’ve done just about everything you can think of on Whatsapp in order to prove my confidence to the women. You must remain confident if you want to get lucky, simple as that.

Short And Sweet

Women look at long texts as being psychotic. Be sure to keep your texts short and to the point. Make sure you have an objective when it comes to the whatsapp messages that you’re sending. Do not kick things off with a novel. Keep them short, direct, and a bit mysterious to keep the conversation going.

Make Yourself Available

You’ve got to be sure to make yourself available to meet with the milf you’re chatting with. Be sure to find out if she’s local and if she is using any casual dating networks so you can learn more about her before meeting in person. If she is, then join that site or ask her to join the one you use to connect and video chat before meeting in person.

These Whatsapp chat tips can help you better score with women in your local area. Take the advice I’ve shared to heart and make the adjustments and moves necessary to hook up with more milfs.

If you’re not into Whatsapp then you might wish to join some other networks or platforms to meet milfs. Read this reviews before joining them:

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What Women Think About Man Grooming aka Manscaping Today

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If you’re dating a cougar or a more mature lady, then you’ll need to familiarize yourself with the art of grooming. The popularity of “man grooming” or “manscaping” has risen drastically over the last few years. To be blunt, a hairless set of genitals is more common than it has ever been. I’ll be honest and say that I’ve done it myself on many occasions. Some milfs (especially those on this site) that I’ve been with actually have requested it in the past.

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Man Grooming Breakdown For Guys Dating Mature Women

A lot of men contemplate whether they should shave or wax it all off, trim it, or just let it grow wild. The first thing you should know is that not all women are going to universally like one thing. Opinions vary, but most women seem to prefer a trim, but not completely bald. I have discussed it with a lot of women over the years and I have heard a myriad of responses.

Bare Is Better

Many women like a man to be completely bare down there. They think that a bush is gross and they don’t think they should have to shave their privates if you don’t shave yours. Even if they prefer a little hair, they don’t mind it being bare down there or on your chest.

They just don’t want a forest that they must wade through to go down on you. If these women go down on you and realize that they have to sort through a bushel of hair to find what they went down there to find, they may hesitate before going down there again.

Going Down w/ A Bush

If these women go down on you and realize that they have to sort through a bushel of hair to find what they went down there to find, they may hesitate before going down there again.

I have talked to a lot of women who don’t really care whether it’s bald or furry down there. Their main concern is that you are clean and free of smells. If you realize that your hair is trapping smell, you need to either change your washing habits or keep it trimmed enough to be free of smell.

Super Smooth Might Not Be Best

Most mature women like varying degrees of hairiness in a man’s genital area, but a lot of them are completely turned off by them being smooth and hairless.

They don’t like trying to go down on you when you have a full bush, but it feels like they are in bed with a youngster if it’s completely bare. They are happy with it being pretty much anywhere in between.

Maybe Your Blessed

Some guys naturally have less hair on their chest and genitals. These men are lucky and it’s probably a good idea to leave it natural because you are less likely to turn off a woman. If you are overly hairy, your best bet is to trim it. There are women out there who love full, bushy, and natural guys, but they aren’t as common as they used to be.

Wrapping Things Up

In the event that you’re trying to meet some older women online, my advice would be to let them know whether or not you’re packing a full bush or nicely groomed area downstairs. Write it right on your online profile, loud and clear. Some women may really appreciate that if you do. No beating around the bush is the name of the game, pun intended!

How To Hookup With A Hot Mature Teacher

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A large percentage of young guys out there have had that teacher that’s a little older and a touch hotter than the rest. I remember when I was in college I had one myself and she was older but had that dirty look to her. You know, the one that looked like she’d taken her share of young college man meat. Yes, I’m dead serious. Anyway, lots of guys out there today fantasize about being the object of this mature teacher’s affections.

One thing you need to know right out of the gate is that it’s possible to hook up with your mature teacher. I’m going to tell you exactly how to do it and everything that you must know to best prepare for this type of thing. The first thing you need to do is join this milf hookup network. If you find that your teacher is on there then you have luck on your side for sure! Here’s a rundown of a few more things that you must know…

Milf Teacher Hookup Tips

Everything You Must Understand About Hooking Up With A Mature Teacher

The first thing you need to do is wait until you get to college. Anything before college is inappropriate and sexual relations could get your teacher in a lot of trouble. It can be a slippery slope in college as well, but it’s much more achievable in college without getting caught. It’s also not against the law. Here’s how to make it happen.

Be sure that she is always aware of you. If you want to eventually become the teacher’s sex toy, you must first become the teacher’s pet. Sit in front where she has to look at your face every day and she is constantly aware of your presence. You might sit in the back in the rest of your classes, but you need to be front row center in this one. Just be sure to act casually and don’t stare at her or you’ll come off as a pervert. She can’t know what you’re doing, at least in the beginning.

Be a good student, that makes her job easier. To put yourself in any teacher’s good graces, you need to be a good student. Participate in class and contribute as much as you can. Show her that you care about what she is teaching and you are an intelligent young man. Don’t be afraid to be the one that raises their hand and volunteers to read or answer questions. You are already making her aware of your face. This will keep her aware of your name and your eagerness to participate.

Flirt with her and subtly let her know you want her. Now that she is aware of your face, name, eagerness for her teachings, and intelligence, it’s time to show her that you are a man and she is a woman. Flash her a subtle smile now and then without lingering on it too long. Come up with creative ways to let her know that you are a desirable and confident young man. Flirt with her innocently and act aloof about trying to impress her. Make it friendly at first and pay close attention to how she reacts. The better she responds, the more obvious you can be about flirting. I should mention that flirting is a staple if you want to make women horny!

Make it happen without screwing it up. Once she starts responding well to your flirting, all you have to do is not screw it up. She knows that you are interested now and she continues to talk to you. You don’t have to try as hard to show her. Hint around about meeting outside of school. As long as you don’t rush it, she won’t be able to help but be attracted to you and want to spend time with you.

I’ve had some luck asking a teaching to grab a coffee off campus and even a beer in a quiet location. That’s helped move things along a bit faster. I’ve had the best sex ever with mature teachers and I passed the class with very little effort, LOL! Well, I passed all the classes for those that I lasted in bed for, which is super important!

Difference Between Dating A Mature Woman Versus A College Girl

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If you hadn’t figured it out by now, I’m a huge fan of hooking up with women, not young girls. There are so many reasons why I love banging horny, middle-aged women versus young college girls these days.

Girls are great to have fun with in high school and college and they can even be a good way to sow your wild oats before you mature but that’s about it. There comes a time in every man’s life when we stop dating girls and start dating women. I’ve been doing this for years on Milfplay, but some choose other networks to connect with women. It’s their prerogative I guess but I’m telling you it works great.

One thing I must make clear is that this doesn’t necessarily mean age. Some hold on to the “girl mentality,” even when they get older. Here are the main characteristics that show you that you are not dealing with a girl. You are dealing with a woman…

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Dating Mature Women Versus A Girl

Here are the things that you need to be on the lookout for when it comes to dating mature women today. I’m a firm believer that they do just about everything better and many of them will gladly prove it to you if you call them out on it.

She doesn’t have selfish tendencies. A woman thinks about others and not just herself. A girl is wrapped up in her own drama, but a woman is done with drama. This might be one of the many reasons that I’m such a milfaholic today. It’s because they live to please and they do it so damn well!

She speaks more positive about people than negative. A woman will talk about the people that she likes, but a girl will complain about people she doesn’t like. Another testament that women don’t like drama.

She doesn’t beat around the bush. A woman will be straightforward and tell you what’s on her mind, good or bad. Even the older Vegas milfs that I meet up with for a drink and bang at the Wynn pool are all about keeping things upfront and legit. A girl will play games and make you guess what you did to upset her.

She doesn’t act like she’s up to something. Women don’t leave you wondering what’s going on in their heads because they don’t see the need in hiding their feelings. Girls will leave things unsaid and come off as shady when it’s clear they’re hiding something.

She makes you feel appreciated. Women know how to make you feel like a man and appreciate you for who you are. A girl will take you for granted and demand appreciation when she doesn’t give it.

She is comfortable in her skin. Mature women are naturally sexy, sensual, and cool. Girls are just trying to be sexy, sensual, and cool.

She is rational in arguments. Most aged women make the effort to try to understand where you’re coming from in a disagreement. Girls think they are right all the time and allow their emotions to rule over rationality.

She appreciates stability. Women get with you because they are attracted to who you are. Many times, girls will get with you because of who they want to change you into.

She doesn’t have a wandering eye. Women are focused on you and having a good time with you. Even if you’re in an NSA relationship with an older lady, she’s all about you at that very moment and nothing else. Girls are always watching out for something better and get off on attention from other guys.

She has ambition and focuses. Women know themselves and know what they want to do with their lives. Girls don’t know who they are yet or where they’re going. They’re just along for the ride.

Those are the main reasons why I love older women that are mature and experienced versus dating the younger college girls. If you’re looking to switch things up and be with an older lady, then join a milf dating network and your life will change forever.

Facebook Profile Tips For Attracting Women

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As you know, I typically use Milfplay for all my dating needs. It’s the absolute best network out there when it comes to meeting mature women. However, I’ve also been know to use Facebook from time to time to connect with local attractive looking women. Unfortunately, many guys resist doing things right here.

Many guys don’t know how to put together a proper Facebook profile. In fact, many don’t even bother because they think they’re too cool. Whether you are into social media or not, you need to make your profile page look attractive. When you meet a girl and introduce yourself, the first thing she is going to do is check out your profile. It’s less about how impressive your page is and more about avoiding things that are potential turn-offs. If a woman is not sure about you, she’s going to be looking for any little thing that tells her that you are a guy that she should avoid.

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Facebook Profile Tips To Attract Mature Women

Here are a few timeless suggestions if you want to attract a few hot women using Facebook locally. I promise you that these things all matter and they make a huge difference whether you think so or not. I’m going to give you some of the best tips that I know can help improve your chances of meeting someone on Facebook.

The main thing you should avoid is posting cheesy pictures of yourself. Many guys are not good at the “selfie” thing. Some still take a picture of themselves shirtless. No matter how amazing your abs are, this makes you look desperate. You should have a picture that shows your face clearly, in the best light, and another picture that shows a full body shot. You can post as many different photos as you like, depending on how mysterious you want to be. A couple of pictures of you doing some of your favorite activities or hobbies will help. Be careful not to get carried away though. You don’t want to post too many or you will come off as vain or self-obsessed. It should go without saying that you never post a dick pic on Facebook ever! You should not text a dick pic to anyone as well!

In general, you don’t want to have a huge presence on social media, unless you need to monitor it for your career. Many women will appreciate a guy who doesn’t waste his time with such things. You don’t have to be on social media constantly. You don’t really have to do anything. If you do, make a conscious effort to present yourself in the best way you can. It’s not a good idea to be too mysterious though. If you spend too little time on social media, there are some women who will be less likely to trust you because they are not able to get an idea of what you’re like before going out with you.

Facebook doesn’t have to be a chore. You can use it casually and attract women, as long as you don’t make any obviously bad decisions. It can be a valuable tool to connect you with women who are friends of friends that you may not have had the chance to meet otherwise. If you post pictures that show who you are and show your interests, you will open yourself up to more women who might connect with you because you have something in common.

Be careful about politics and religion because both of those could be a deal breaker for a lot of women. Political posts are always going to divide your potential for hooking up, but if that’s an aspect you look for in a mature f-buddy, don’t be afraid to speak your mind from time to time. Just keep in mind that you are affecting your overall chances of hooking up.

Things That Happen When You Date Older Ladies

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Guess what, there are things that happen when you date older ladies and yes, they most definitely are good things. Most of the are things that will happen are totally positive. In fact, they couldn’t be more positive if you ask me. Something about dating an older woman just puts a warm smile on my face. Here are some of the main things that you’ll likely experience should you go out on a limb and try to date some hot milf.

Things Learned Dating Older Women

Dating Older Ladies – Things That Happen When You Do

Trust me, the results are incredibly rewarding. I’ve been hooking up with milfs for the last year using this dating app and my social sex life can’t get any better. Here’s what’s likely to happen for you when you do the same.

#1 You’ll Be Exposed To A New World

There’s a good chance that you’ll experience a world of wise women and have a much better sense of life in general. Trust me, these women have been around the block and they typically hold nothing back when it comes to sharing wisdom and knowledge.

The world that I’ve been exposed to since joining the Milfplay is something euphoric. I just can’t get enough of mature women, even just having a simple conversation with one is enough to make me happy at times.

#2 Incredible Sex Always

Older women know how to fuck. She’s a professional in this department and is seasoned more so than you can ever imagine. I’m telling you right now, a mature tight body and seasoned hole is nothing to joke about. It’s incredible sex that you’ll have to look forward to for days to come.

#3 Less Money Spent On Drinks

For the most part, older women don’t need to get absolutely polluted at the bar. Instead, they have a martini or two and then you’re on your merry way to bang. Simple as that and your wallet is in much better shape as a result. What’s not to love about that really!

#4 Mature Women Inspire You

Unlike crabby college girls, mature women say things that are very insightful and inspiring. Having conversations with them isn’t like holding a gun to your head. Instead, they may actually inspire you to do some good in this world and achieve your goals. For example, if you date a milf that’s fit or in shape, then she’ll inspire you to achieve that six-pack for sure! Most of the time these older women are financially stable and are of sound mind. Two things that younger girls know nothing about.

#5 People May Think You’re Her Kid

Don’t be offended if you’re out and about and all of the sudden, you get mistaken for her kid. Trust me, some older ladies find this as a turn on and it makes them want you even more. I’ve been on a date at a nice steakhouse (on her) and I’ve been referred to as a “son” by the waitress and that set the woman’s panties on fire. Trust me, it’s something that you have to experience first hand.

Those five simple reasons alone are enough of a reason for you to date older ladies. I’m telling you right now, they will, in fact, change your life for the better.

Related article: What Do Mature Women Find Attractive

A Mature Big Booty Is Way Better Than A Flat Ass!

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For some reason, lately, I’ve been obsessed with big booty milfs. When I travel to Las Vegas, I literally only search for mature women with junk in the trunk. I can’t explain it, but what I can say is that I’m loving hooking up with these women that “got back” if you know what I mean. I’m sure I don’t need to say it but there are a lot of guys out there who love a woman with a big butt. There is more than one reason women with big asses look so sexy to so many men. The curves are not only visually attractive, men are subconsciously drawn to them because wide hips represent a woman who can move in the bedroom. I’m going to get a bit scientific here and I should warn you that this post is primarily for the older women out there that are looking to increase the size of their booty. This should give you even more of an incentive to do so.

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A Big Booty Is So Much Better, Here’s Why…

Well, it turns out that there’s, even more, an incentive for a girl to want a big, round ass than just being attractive to guys. According to scientific studies, women who have a large booty are smart, healthy, and less likely to get a chronic illness.

It was determined that big booty women tend to have a higher amount of Omega 3 fatty acids, which are good for your brain. Fats are also trapped in the tissue which helps prevent cardiovascular disease. These ladies tend to have lower glucose and cholesterol levels as well.

On top of these health advantages, they have larger amounts of dinopectina. This is an anti-inflammatory hormone that is known to help prevent diabetes. All these aspects of having a big ass contribute to healthy heart function. Body fat on the lower part of the body has been proven to have protective properties. The fat in a big butt is yellow fat which is benign and does not harm organs or cause high blood pressure like other fats. Not to mention, it gives me something to grab onto when I’m drilling a big booty milf from the back!

Worried about hurt her lower back carrying all that cushion? No need to worry! You might assume that a large butt would hurt a woman’s lower back, but it actually protects it. A strong butt helps to lengthen hip flexors to keep the back aligned, promoting good posture. Women with small butts don’t have as much in the caboose to push their legs forward when they walk. This causes smaller muscles to work harder than they should.

In fact, this is exactly how many women strain their back and knees. The muscles on the back of their thighs are prone to injury, but a strong butt will protect these muscles by helping with certain movements that affect the thighs. A woman with a hefty backside is also less likely to get injured if she falls on it too. Now, chances are some mature woman is going to fall on your “Johnson” if you play your cards right by using Milfplay, so good news is they won’t get hurt, LOL. If a woman with a tiny ass falls down, she could fracture her pelvis bones because there is not enough padding there to protect it.

So, walk tall and proud big booty women. Proudly continue to use those mature dating networks to connect with cubs and you’ll continue to live that happiest and healthiest life possible. How do I know? Well, let’s just say that I’ve had my fair share of big mature ass and it’s been breathtaking. So many of them seem to get better as they age and their booty gets bigger as well.

A perfect large ass gives a woman great posture. They typically end up straining people’s necks from turning heads. That’s what swinging that butt around town will do. Now, if you’re a young cub and you are not on the market for some older cougar with a big butt, then good! More for me to get a hold of I guess! I’ll just come out and say that I’ve been a big butt “milfaholic” for months and I can’t seem to control my urges. The only thing that helps me get past it is to get deep inside some mature hottie. Good news for me is that this is pretty much effortless with the dating connections that I have.