How To Find And Pick Up Cougars

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It’s common for younger guys to find and pick up cougars much older than them. It’s popular in the dating game today and there’s nothing better than dating a sexy cougar. In fact, it’s much better than dealing with stuck up young girls that don’t even like to fuck.

Dating a cougar is the answer to all your hook up problems. I love cougars for a few reasons listed below.

Sophistication
Most cougars are very sophisticated women and they know exactly what they want. They typically present themselves with nothing but class and sexiness. There’s nothing better than fucking a sophisticated horny mature woman.

Realists
Most cougars are realists. What I mean by that is that they don’t play any dating games. They are looking for some prime young guys to bang and that’s it. They typically don’t come with any baggage or issues that most younger women have. You won’t find them messing around with their phones on dates. Instead, you’ll find them focused on their drink and getting you in bed. By the way, mature women love martinis.

They Are Mature
Cougars are mature and they don’t come with the typical bullshit that you have to put up with when dating younger girls. Younger college girls always come with drama. Older women have clear initiatives that are mature and desireable.

Find And Pick Up Cougars

So how do you find and pick up cougars?

First off, you need to know where cougars hang out. I can tell you right now that you’re definitely not going to find them hanging out at the local watering hole in your neighborhood. Why? Because they have families and most of them don’t get wasted during the week by hanging out at a bar.

You can find local cougars in a few places in your local area. You’ll find a ton of them in upper-class neighborhoods. Take a walk through a rich neighborhood and I guarantee that you’ll run into a hot cougar. If you’re in shape then run with your shirt off and you’ll attract them for sure.

If you live near a park of some sort, you might find a few cougars exercising or walking in your neighborhood park. They put forth lots of effort to stay in shape and they love being noticed!

Lastly, you’ll find some smoking hot and healthy cougars at your local health food store. I’m talking smoking hot milfs and cougars! If you live by a Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s or any type of organic shop then just hang out there for a bit. You won’t believe the women that shop there.

Picking Her Up
Don’t be afraid to start a conversation with any of the cougars that you run into in public. They love it when young guys talk to them. It makes them feel good. I suggest that you do a couple of things. For starters, you’ve got to log into your mature hookup site if you want to up your chances of getting laid. Next, you want to walk up to the cougar you’re attracted to and nicely compliment her on something. Be sure to ask her a question to keep the conversation going. Try and make her laugh if possible. Lastly, you’ll want to ask her for her number or out on a date before you walk away.

Try this out a few times and let me know how it works!

Should I Text Her?

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A super popular question that I get asked time and time again is whether or not you should text the woman you’ve recently gone on a no strings attached date with? I’m personally a firm believer on texting but you must have the right approach. Whether you’re doing it in an app or via typically text messaging using iMessage or another just basic mobile texting, there are certain approaches that you’ll want to take in order to increase your chances of second date success.

You’re probably wondering when you should do it and when you should not do it? Texting is awesome for establishing sweet touches throughout the day. It’s even better if it’s a video text. However, if you’re having a long drawn out conversation and you’re relying on texting as your main means of communication, then you’re doing it wrong. It’s perfect for pitching and setting up a second date or any casual date for that matter. Here are a few pointers to keep in mind.

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When Should I Text Her?

For starters, if you’re trying to line up a second date with a smoking hot milf that you’ve recently gone out with, then you’re going to need to follow these text messaging rules. In short, to answer your question, “Should I text her?” the answer is undeniably an absolute yes! You should definitely text her. The question is when and with what type of message?

If you’re going out with a milf that’s roughly 45 years old or older, then you’re in luck because there’s a good chance that her kids are grown up somewhat. That always helps with things because there aren’t annoying kids that keep her restricted from doing things. However, there may be an annoying husband or boyfriend doing the same. So, in that case, I’m  going to suggest that you only text during the day. Never text too late in the evening unless she confirms that she lives alone and has no issue with you doing so.

No, if she is a younger milf, you’re going to want to confirm whether or not she wants you to text her and if so, when. It’s important that you establish this timing because it can really backfire if you text at the wrong time. Some milfs are extremely busy. They get busy and you texting at the wrong time can get very frustrating, adding to the level of craziness. There’s nothing worse to a hot mother that’s overwhelmed with stuff to receive distracting text messages when she’s in the middle of her important routine. However, if you’re going to treat her right and put her in a better mood by sending the right message than it may make her day.

Whatever you do, you should text her within a minimum of 24-48 hours after your first date. You don’t want to seem too desperate so 12 hours is way too soon. Text her to thank her for going out and let her know that you’d love to see her again. It’s important that you tell her exactly what you want. Remember, you want to stress  that you want to grab dinner and drinks or something very casual. You don’t want her to think that you’re getting serious about things.

If you’re looking to start meeting and fucking milfs in you local area then I suggest you join this Milf hookup site today!

Why I Love Hot Milf Tumblr Pages

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I’m not going to lie, I spend a  ton of time online. Most of that time is spent starring at hot milf Tumblr pages. There may be more hot MILFs featured on Tumblr blogs than any other blogs on this planet. Having spent about 45 minutes each day checking out these women, I can easily come up with a few reasons that I love hot Tumblr milfs and by the time I’m done sharing this update with you, there’s a good chance that you’re going to feel the same exact way.

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Reasons I Love Hot Milf Tumblr Pages

I love hot dirty milfs on Tumblr for a number of reasons. I’m going to share the most important reasons with you right now!

Real Horny Milfs

For starters, the women all over these Tumblr blogs are 100% real and they are really horny. I’m talking extremely horny and they are absolutely real. There’s something to be said about real mature amateur women and why they are the best. To be honest, they’ve got nothing to lose at all and they share it all!

They All Use Dating Sites

Most of the mature women that have their own Tumblr pages are actually all using horny dating sites as well. When I’m using a Tumblr page, I want the option to connect with the women that own those pages and more often than not, they admit to using certain sex dating sites and they even share their profiles and tell you which sites they are using in order to get laid. Hanging out at home and watching these women get naked in .gifs and homemade videos on their own sites is not enough. I want to actually fuck them and more often then not, I do just that!

They’re Super Fun

Hot milfs that show off their bodies on Tumblr pages are really fun. Most of them love to party and they aren’t afraid to hook up with random guys. I can attest when saying that hooking up with random milfs that you meet online is one of the most exhilarating things that you can do in life. If you think that you’re too good to meet a random naughty milf in person that you initially met online, then I’d have to suggest you not come back to my site. However, if you’re genuinely interested in fucking hot milfs and indulging in their beauty that’s been posted online, then I suggest you stick around and perhaps even signup for this dating site.

Zero Fucks Given

Horny milfs on Tumblr pages give zero fucks about the what people think. I love the fact that most women don’t care that are on these sites and that they spend more time getting naked and trying to took up with guys than doing anything else. If you’re trying to do the same then you’ve come to the right place!

These are just a few reasons why I enjoy spending time with sexy milfs on Tumblr sites. What I can say is that these women are really easy and all you need to do is be a nice guy and you’ll likely get laid. Just act excited and energetic if you want to fuck them.

Tips For Drinking With Milfs

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You’ve done everything right so far. You’ve turned the sexy milf on. You’ve shown her how interested you are in her and you’ve lined up your date with the smoking hot milf you met online. It’s now time to go on a date with this horny milf and hopefully play a little bit. But before you do so, you’ll need to know how to drink with one. Most mature women are very particular when it comes to drinking booze and if you want to up your chances of hooking up then you need to know the rules.

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Five Tips For Drinking With Milfs

Don’t Start Early
If you show up for a date with a milf and you’re half wasted then the woman you’re set to go out with is going to think you’re a drunken loser. I don’t care how much money you have, what you drive or how super cool you are and how popular you are. Showing up to a date half trashed is starting off on the wrong foot. That holds especially true for beautiful mature women.

Offer Wine
Most milfs love wine. They typically are not into drinking kegs of beer. Some of them may be but most just aren’t into that. It’s always best to offer any mature lady wine when going on a date with her. Why? Well, for starters, this is a great way to get your date turned on a bit. Wine usually does one of two things. It either causes a woman to want to get more intimate or it puts her to sleep. Take your chance here with this and you may end up fucking her!

Go High-End
I don’t know about you, but the mature women that I’ve dated all love top shelf booze. They don’t mess with any well-liquor. If you’re going out on a date with one, be prepared to splurge for some good booze. For example, drinking Grey Goose martinis will likely be in order or some top shelf gin even. You need to pay for it one way or another.

No Shooters
Do not start ordering random shots with some smoking hot milf. Yes, it’ll be fine at the time and maybe even fun but she’ll probably think you’re immature and not ready to bang a real woman. Most high-class milfs keep it together until they get into the bedroom. That’s when they really let loose!

Don’t Get Wasted
This might be the most important drinking tip that I’ll give you here. If you think getting wasted on a first date with a milf is a great idea then you’re an idiot. I’ve never had a date end well when I get polluted. If anything it’s caused problems when trying to last in bed if I even get that far. Keep your composure and you’ll have a better shot at ending up in a nearby hotel room balls deep in some horny milf.

That’s all I have for you today! Cheers and bottoms up!

How To Know If You’re A Milfaholic

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Some people don’t even realize how addicted they are to dating milfs. They turn into a milfaholic without even realizing it. Let me be straightforward and say that I’m not here to steer you away from dating milfs. In fact, I’m a milfaholic myself and I see nothing wrong with it! However, I’m going to give you some insight so you can easily identify if you fall into this category. If you do, it’s okay. Actually, it’s a good thing!

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Ways To Know If You’re A Milfaholic

Here are a few things that scream, “I’m a milfaholic!” and if you think you are, these things will help solidify that hypothesis.

Your Online Search History

Think you’re a milfaholic? Not sure how to find out? Well, I suggest that you start by taking a look at your search history. Go through your browsing history and see what you come up with. If you end up finding things like, “where to meet milfs” or “how to find milfs to fuck” or even something like “naked milf pics,” then that’s a pretty strong indication of you being a milfaholic. You’re searching for it frequently, so you’re probably addicted to it.

Most Frequented Places

Take an inventory of some of the places that you spend time at on a daily basis. Is one of those places a location that horny lonely milfs hang out at? If one is the grocery store, Starbucks, or the yoga studio then you might be a milf addict. Make a list and think about whether or not mature women spend a lot of time at those places. If you’re going to those places a lot for no apparent reason, then that might be the reason!

Setting Up Dates 5+ Times Daily

I use my dating app all day long. Some people do and others don’t. If you’re the type that’s searching for older women to setup dates with and you’re doing it 5 times daily, then you might be addicted to fucking milfs. Either that or you’re just a very anxious person that needs to constantly be searching for what they want.

You Stop Talking To College Girls

If you find yourself focusing less time on meeting college girls and more time thinking about meeting some hot soccer mom, then you’re attracted to milfs more than younger girls. Even more so, if you completely avoid talking to college girls but continue to try and spark conversations with mature women, then you, my friend might have a milf addiction.

These are a few of the surefire signs that you might be a milf aholic. It’s not a bad thing, you just might be addicted to meeting older women and fucking them! Good for you!

How To Get Rid Of Anxiety

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Dating an older woman can be stressful at times. Believe it or not, if you are younger, you may find yourself anxious when dating older hot women. It’s something that happens, but fear not, there are ways to overcome the anxiety and have a successful date night!

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Ways To Get Rid of Anxiety On A Date

These tips are clutch for reducing the anxiety that dating a hot milf can bring on. Read carefully and you’ll understand what I mean.

Relax On The Setup Call
The first step is to show that you’re relaxed on the call to set up your date. Sometimes the anxiety is all in your head and if you work hard enough try and overcome that feeling and force yourself to relax it can very well be the result. How do you relax on the call? That’s easy, make sure you take some time to plan on what you’re going to say and how you’re going to approach the hot milf on the other end of the call. Be sure to sound enthusiastic and happy about meeting up with her.

Be Prepared
Once you’re on your date, you’ve got to be prepared. Being prepared is by far one of the best ways to reduce anxiety. I can tell you that on most occasions where I’ve been unprepared are the times that I’ve been most anxious. the good news is that being prepared will not only show that you care but it will also reduce your anxiety and likely result in a better casual date. It’ll probably help you relieve yourself from those first date jitters.

Take The Lead
Taking the lead shows that you aren’t a sidelines type of guy. It also gives you something to focus on and take your mind off of your anxiety. I’ve spent a number of years dealing with being anxious and it wasn’t until I started taking the lead on dates that I finally started to calm down. I think it has something to do with being in control. Most of the mature women out there like to be in control. If you can gain the control then you’re going to be far less anxious.

These may seem like three simple things but I’m telling you the truth when I say that these things will help you get rid of anxiety that you might be having. When all else fails, you can try to have a couple of drinks to take the edge off but keep it under control. If you get too drunk, you’re not going to make a good impression, I guarantee it!

Why I Love Having Horny Affairs With Milfs

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I love having affairs with milfs. Honestly, it’s my favorite thing to do in the world. There are so many many mature women that are looking to have horny affairs in almost every town. I’m going to basically give you every reason why I love meeting these cheating milfs that just love to fuck random guys.

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Reasons Why Horny Affairs With Mature Women Are Awesome

I love hooking up with milfs that are having affairs. They are by far the most fun to fuck. Here’s why…

Zero Fucks Given
Most of the milfs that I’ve met online that have husbands, don’t give a fuck about anything. They aren’t scared of getting caught or anything of that nature. They just want dick and they want it now. I can’t tell you how relieving that is to hear. I love a woman that likes to get wild and doesn’t care what anyone thinks, especially her husband.

They Don’t Get Too Personal
Horny mature women won’t waste your time with getting too personal and you shouldn’t waste there time either. The bottomline is that milfs prefer to not get too deep into their home lives on casual dates. This is perfect for both parties and makes for an easy date without worrying about information overload.

It’s All Business
Older women that are having affairs on dating sites know that it’s all business and they keep it that way. They tend to not waste time and they know the best ways to attract or seduce their date just enough to want to have sex, if that’s their ultimate goal. I love that about older horny women. Given that I’m typically younger than most of the women I date, it makes things much easier and makes the date smoother.

They Like Drinking
There’s nothing better then sipping a martini in a hotel room with some hot milf! I can’t think of anything else I’d rather be doing. In fact, this past weekend I met some dirty mom on Milfplay, took her to a fancy hotel, we ordered martinis and had them sent to the room. It was fucking awesome! Seriously, my weekend couldn’t have been better. Most milfs I know aren’t afraid to take back a couple martinis from time to time. I love it. In fact, every dinner date that I’ve been on with a milf has included some sort of drink. Most of the time it’s liquor.

It Never Goes Any Further
The most important reason I love having horny affairs with milfs is because it never ever goes any further than that. It’s just sex and that’s it. Wham, bam, and back to their house to play mom and hang out with their husband. That’s all the stuff I don’t want to have to deal with so it works out perfectly!

Well, if that’s not enough to convince to date a horny milf then I don’t know what to say to you. For those that are ambitious, go for it and get laid tonight!

How To Find A Mature Woman To Start a Relationship

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Everyone has their own advice on dating a mature woman, but very few people tell you how to find someone that might be worth starting a relationship with or even just having sex with on the regular. Sure, you will have family and friends that might try to fix you up, but that’s hardly helpful when it comes to finding someone to start a casual relationship with. It’s usually more like them trying to make a match without considering that you may not be attracted to that person. Their idea of a person that is perfect for you might not be the same as yours.

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Using a casual milf dating site is a bit different. A lot of single people avoid commitment and would rather play the field. Some don’t even realize they are ready for a relationship until they find the right person. Your goal is to be the right person for any of the milfs that you meet online. The tricky part is showing them you are right for them. I try to do a few things right when I’m dating a milf. For starters, I always treat mature women amazing and I give them everything that they want. That goes for sex too!

The more you make yourself available to a mature woman who might seem like “relationship material”, the more likely you are to better connect with them. This means you should put yourself in situations where you will meet horny milfs you can see yourself spending a lot of time with. For instance, if you like to drink martinis, spend more time in a high-class bar. If you like to read, then head to a library or coffee shop. If you love music then go to more record stores, music festivals or local live performances. Local band shows that don’t have a huge crowd is a good choice because you will have room to look around and find single cougars you might be attracted to.

Once you have found yourself in the right place at the right time; you are in a better position to possibly meet someone. I should also mention that you’re especially in a good position if you’re using a dating site that connects mature women with younger men. Remember, those shitty mainstream dating sites are going to do anything for you. It’s also important to remember that you’re not looking for a relationship on the first date.

You’re looking to spend time with someone to see if  you can picture spending a lot of time with them or at a minimum having sex with a mature woman on the regular. The situation might seem ideal at first because you have similar interests, but don’t be afraid to walk away if things start looking dismal. There are plenty of horny milfs out there looking for almost anything in a man and it’s important that you understand that. Whatever it is that you’re looking for, just stay focused and keep your eye on the mature woman you want to hook up with!

Why Backpage Sucks For Dating Milfs

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If you’ve been in the online dating game for a long time like me then you know about Backpage. I’m here to share why it absolutely sucks for any type of dating. Here are a few of the main reasons why Backpage is the worst option for trying to hook up with some milf.

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Three Reasons Backpage Sucks

Here are three reasons I think Backpage is the worst dating option known to man…

Fake Ads
If you’ve ever browsed around on Backpage looking for a milf to hook up with then you’ve seen the ads. Do you think they are real? Well, I have a news flash for you. Backpage is filled with a shit ton of fake ads of women that literally don’t even exist. I’ve tried over a dozen of the ads on the site and they are completely fake. Most of the women don’t respond or they redirect to some shitty dating profile. It’s all fake there and I think I actually received only one email from one person I connected with. It wasn’t even a milf either. She was disgusting looking.

Legal Trouble
If you’re worried about getting into legal trouble, then I suggest you stay away from Backpage. Most of the ads are fake like I said and some can really lead to serious legal trouble. They may even be police officers posing as milfs trying to get you to agree to have sex with them for money. Backpage assumes no risk here and if you have any trouble with the site, then it’s assumed it’s on you, not them!

No Verification
Backpage doesn’t bother verifying any of the people posting ads on the site. That’s dangerous because you have no idea who you are connecting with. Instead, you’re taking a risk thinking that you may be meeting a sexy milf when in fact you’re meeting some stranger that might not even be who they say they are. If there’s no verification process then I suggest you avoid it!

These three reasons should be enough for you to want to avoid using Backpage. There are plenty of other sites out there to use to meet milfs looking to fuck. These sites have plenty of women on them waiting for someone to impress them enough to want to fuck. Don’t put yourself at risk using a site like this.

Why Hiring An Escort Is A Horrible Idea

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If you’re thinking of hiring an escort because you’re looking to connect with a sexy mature woman to have sex, I’m going to stop you! There’s a reason why I never hire escorts to have sex with and I suggest you avoid them at all costs. Here are a few reasons why I suggest staying away from escorts and using a mature sex date service instead.

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Why Not To Hire An Escort

Here are a couple reasons you should avoid hiring an escort. Take my advice!

Legal Trouble
When you hire an escort, you’re putting yourself at serious legal risk. I mean real serious risk. Have you ever been to jail? If you haven’t then I suggest you not hire an escort. They’ve been known to be trouble and can often times lead to getting arrested if you hire the wrong woman. If you’ve seen police TV shows then you know what I’m talking about. Using a website that’s dedicated to dating is going to instead connect you with someone that wants to fuck and it’s a much better way to avoid getting arrested.

Too Expensive
Escorts aren’t cheap, especially those that are more mature. Once you start trying to hire milfs to fuck you, then you’re getting into a payment scale that you’re wallet isn’t going to like one bit. Save your money for a real date or drinks with a woman that just wants a good dicking.

Unsafe
Hiring an escort is really unsafe. I mean, extremely unsafe. Every time you hire an escort, you’re putting yourself at risk. Some working girls aren’t as friendly as they may seem and they will do almost anything they need to in order to get your money. Not too mention, these escorts are not screened. Now, when you join a dating site, most of these members are verified. It’s much safer versus meeting up with someone that you’ll never ever truly know about.

Not That Good
Having sex with an escort isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Some of these women, especially those that are more experienced, don’t care about giving you the best sexual experience. They only care about the money. That’s why I’ve chosen to connect with milfs and other mature women on MilfPlay because unlike hiring a woman, these women are genuinely interested in meeting people to have sex with and for no money too.

I hope I’ve just saved you some money and headaches by sharing why I don’t hire escorts. I’d suggest you not hire them too.